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Monday, October 27, 2008

Knee-Driving

Most times, I find knee-driving to be extremely dangerous. However, yesterday as I utilized this thigh strengthening maneuver, I recognized its helpfulness in the following three scenarios.

1. Changing. And, puuleeese, re-inhale that gasp...you know you've done it before.

2. Booty-dancing. Shakin' your bum in the car is pretty much impossible, so in these cases, you must flail both of your arms about as a crazy person in order to make up for the inability to drop it like it's hot.

3. Eating chips and queso. Knee-driving is, in my opinion, most fulfilling in this scenario as you can hold the queso in one hand and dip the delicious chip with the other all while reaching your desired destination in a timely fashion and impressing the safe drivers around you.

Please knee-drive responsibly...

apes

3 comments:

lisa said...

As an avid knee driver I appreciate all these things and have partaken in all of the above. But the thing I like most about knee-driving is the quiet moments when my arms are just too tired to be lifted or to grasp the steering wheel...That's when the knees bless the upper half of my body with sweet relief!

Emily said...

BAHAHAHHAHAHAA. hilar.

well, we booked our plane tickets to philly/nyc. i miss you.

Leah Dooley said...

I think I actually drive better with my knee than with my hand.